do you ever see clothing you really like and you just know you’ll look terrible in it
I hope I’m on this earth in order to touch peoples lives.
Blue Ivy is already 2 and she’s achieved more than what I will in my entire life
that is the truest thing I’ve seen all week
ugh farkle this job has required more needles than i ever imagined all i want to do is serve some old people. why is everything so inconvenient. At least I know that after this things will get better. because they already are. And ill have someone behind me for a change. Which is oddly nice.
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
oh no what did you just do stateofstag you know thats a sensitive subject!!
i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
(Source: speedwag, via onepioneer)
"ill fucking digest you
one kiss at a time
you wish i was yours
& i hope that you’re mine."